passionately relaxed

(Ben)

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liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx, via niadil)

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encephalopathy:

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

"Mom, what’s a Rusty Trombone?"

(Source: franklotions, via laughed)

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wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

(via neatpotatoes)

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bruh you're super duper rad and I wish we could've been like closer because you seem fun.... yeah you're superb 👌

laytdone:

aww thanks. you seem v rad as well and I wanna get to know you better

v rad